Collection: Ok Mort...Let's Dance.

We've all experienced a Mort - someone who sucks all the oxygen out of the room, wants to make you feel small, and is a know-it-all. Well, we have one thing to say to Morts...let's dance!

Mort (noun): A person (Any Gender) who sucks up the oxygen in the room, tries to make you feel small, interrupts you. It’s a negative know-it-all.

You have a choice to make. You can let Mort take over, or you can stand your ground, strap on your shoes and say: “Ok Mort...let’s dance.”